3 is not my favorite in the "3rd person"

a customer once talked in the 3rd person to me &he was rude. he looked rude &his friend giggled about it &went along with this 3rd person act of foolishness. the customer made it obvious that he was lookin' down upon me as if i was your typical slave to customer service. but, i'm NOT! i'm cute, i put on a damn good "nice" personna &i smile... a lot! who was he to judge whether i was worthy enough to be talked to in the FIRST person... as i handed them their change all that crossed my mind was, "what an arrogant, old, fat, unmarried bastard!" -pardon my language-

so i was watchin' this reality series about millionaires in search of love &the matchmaker was tryin' to set up this millionaire who constantly talked in the 3rd person! no wonder he's single &can't find love!!! not only did he look like an asshole, but the more he talked the more he sounded like an asshole. &in the end... the asshole couldn't even BUY love! perhaps he should learn how to actually talk to people himself, instead of lettin' his ego talk for him. UGH.

it's cute when kids do it as they're learning their speech, but after that it's just not cute anymore. it's just as bad as having the person right beside you, tell the person right in front of you everything you have to say. we immaturely do that when we don't want to talk directly to someone. thus, it's simply mean. &it doesn't make it any nicer by talkin' in the 3rd person. it's an arrogant &egotistical way of makin' others feel inferior to them. even the nicest person could talk in the 3rd person &become arrogant just like that! don't do it...

you're not superior to me &i am more than worthy of direct communication. shiiit.